No, seriously, I'm really busy

I saw a picture of Billy Corgan today and I was wondering to myself--why does he look like a vampire? Could it be that he has alopecia? Did he play Powder in the eponymous film? Is he an albino? At this point I started googling albinos and spent a good 5 minutes before I realized what a fucking weirdo I am. But this was before I found a crazy picture of Indonesian albinos and proceeded to search for pictures of albinos of all races.

The fruits of my labor...

Brazil

Indonesia

China (...don't ask)

Afghanistan (dyed hair)

South Africa

India

Fiji

Panama

New Zealand (Wonderland?)

New Jersey

Da Vinci Code

Nice. Good work here.